March 2, 2011

Bonobo Orgies: A Comedy of Manners

Characters in the Play:
WOMAN 1: a middle-aged, non-traditional student
WOMAN 2: a young student, about 19 years old

SCENE: An emptying anthropology class. WOMAN 1 and WOMAN 2 are gathering their belongings, getting prepared to leave.

WOMAN 2: I wonder if bonobos inbreed.

WOMAN 1: Of course they inbreed; they have orgies!

[Beat.]

WOMAN 2: Well, that doesn't mean they inbreed.

WOMAN 1: Oh come on! We're talking about orgies here! There's no way to tell whose son is whose in an orgy!

WOMAN 2: But--

WOMAN 1: I mean, just think about it. Use your logic. They don't know who each other's father is.

[This takes a moment to register.]

WOMAN 2: I just can't believe it.

WOMAN 1: Of course not; that's because you're a human, not a bonobo.

[The two leave the classroom, leaving the future contours of their discourse on bonobo morality unknown.]

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