CAST:
Man
Dude
SCENE: A classroom. Man and Dude are seated next to each other, talking before taking their final exam.
MAN: Dude, how do you think this test is going to go?
DUDE: I'unno, man. I usually do pretty well on the multiple choice, but the short answers kill me.
MAN: Tell me about it, dude.
DUDE: The worst thing about it is that you have to put your own opinion in there.
MAN: I know, dude. Next time, I'm going to just write, “And my opinion is...”
DUDE: I mean, I'm a history major, man. You don't put your opinions in history. It's just...facts.
MAN: Yeah, dude.
CURTAIN
